sexyresults asked: You always put your phones in the washing machine! I love it :D
me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
Play words with friends with me! My username is thetrishhh.
I got a fancy kindle for Christmas! First thing I did was get the tumblr app.
My favorite thing ever is when my 20 pound cat prances out of a room and the tiny 4 pound kitten is prancing behind him biting his tail. It’s just really funny cause Goo is quite large and Dexter is so tiny. Last year I went Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve, so I’m feeling pretty good about being 3 days early this year.
This weed I just bought smells like baby poop.
Just wanted to say my Starbucks gets down to Chromeo.
Apparently my gay boy counterpart exists and lives in Tallahassee. I’ve been told we will love each other and it’s pretty exciting. Probably more exciting than finding a straight boy to love.
I’m gonna be happier now guys I promise. No more complaining!
The thought of sitting in front of a man behind a desk and telling him that I...– Factotum - Charles Bukowski (via suzywire)
We haven’t fixed anything but we’ve moved on and I know I’m being weak but that’s okay because I’m not ready to be strong. In other news, a trip to Savannah in the very near future to see my Ashley is looking very probable. I’m in a better mood.
<3little football shaped pills<3
I’m jealous of people that just sleep when they’re sad, because when I’m sad all I can do is stay awake thinking about how sad I am.
I just said hi to my kitten and he stuck his paw in my mouth. It was simultaneously really cute and really gross.
rumour: sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad ...
After going to three different stores that wouldn’t sell me any alcohol, I finally went to evil Wal-Mart and got some wine. I have a bowl, a glass of wine and my kitties and now I’m much happier.
I should have bought a bottle of wine on the way home. There’s still time.
Waking up on payday is so exciting! I always make checking my bank account a big production.