November 2011
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Fuck writing my paper.
I just want to get high and cuddle with kitties.
Why is it that I always feel like I have so much to do, but when someone asks me what I’m doing the answer is always “nothing”?
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One of my coworkers stuck a post-it in my notebook that says “Someone thinks you kick ass!” I don’t recognize the handwriting, but it made me so happy while I was studying on my break. <3
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My kitten is sleeping on my chest and he has been farting the whole time.
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I’m thankful for my friends, my family, espresso, cloves, marijuana and The Shins. And for socks with little coffee cups on them.
Me: I'm going to Starbucks...want something?
Mom: No...I'm good. One of those things you make would be nice though.
Me: Well what do you want?
Mom: ...one of those things you make. With the coffee.
Me: I make 150 coffees a day.
Mom: Fuck it I don't know.
Waking up to a kitten in your face is not as pleasant as it sounds. Because usually teeth and claws are involved.
“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...”
– Sylvia Plath (The Bell Jar)
People always say "suicide is such a selfish thing...
sixtyforty:
And believe me, contemplating suicide can and does include dwelling on what and who you are leaving behind. I think the person who utterly dismisses suicide as an inarguably “selfish act” has probably never actually suffered from suicidal thoughts themselves. I think they mean well, but what they’re essentially telling me is “Look, I know you live in a constant state of severe mental...
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pugsexual:
my grandma said to me “i’m scared that when i die the germans will try to invade again”
which implies she is the only woman in the world that is preventing a german invasion, and in her death, the last political force standing in germany’s way will have fallen
“Like most women, I currently live in a society where violence, harassment and...”
– Tiger Beatdown (via pnasty)
holyshititskatelyn:
thetrish:
I would be SO good at The Price is Right. I’d win for sure.
Trishie, we all say that, then you get up there and forget how much a dinette set costs and end up doing that douchey thing where you bid $1 more than the highest bidder.
dream crusher.
I would be SO good at The Price is Right. I’d win for sure.
Someone called me fucking "Smiles" today.
“It actually hadn’t become clear to me how much the discourse had shifted until I...”
– Occupy Wall Street is Transforming its Participants, Our Country, and Democracy | | AlterNet (via cameltoesandnipslips)
whoohoo! :D
(via delalyra)
Ew I had a dream I was pregnant and I had the baby in the back room at work.
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WELCOME BACK TRISH!
cosmickaleidoscope:
The Mythical Beast Known as The Tricia has recently resurfaced. you need a Hyper Ball and Kevin Barnes underwear to evoke her summoning ritual and have to have the Shins playing in the background while you light a Marlboro red and heat up a vaporizer . It takes alot so whatever brought her back Thanks.
<3 That ritual sounds like heaven.
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I’m 23 years old and I’m terrified of what my mother is going to say to me when she finds out I got another tattoo.
She gets all “disappointed” and makes me feel like shit.
